He didn't say anything for a long moment, simply looked at the page, reading it over a few times to be sure he wasn't mis-understanding this. He had to be, though, right? Right. This was a joke. This was just a joke, and she apparently had quite a dirty sense of humor. Not like he hadn't overheard stuff like this from some of the hunters, but she was pretty young still, and-- wait, didn't that make it more likely? He wasn't sure. But this had to just be some awful joke, right?

He tried pushing those thoughts out of his mind, determinedly not allowing any of the mental images to linger that it had inspired, and did his best to keep his expression neutral as he closed the pamphlet again and offered it back to her.

"That's very... interesting... but I'm sure I wouldn't make for a very good minion, sorry."