[Perhaps you're walking down the street, just minding your own business, when all of a sudden a perky redhead steps in front of you!]

Yes! Hi! Hello! I don't suppose you could point me in the direction of the nearest port? I've been all over this city and I haven't seen a body of water bigger than a lake. I told myself that I must just be getting turned around and so I should ask for directions! I mean, what city doesn't have a harbour? I mean, really?

[While she's babbling, you'll notice that she's dressed up in some kind of pirate costume, complete with a cutlass hanging from her belt. Wait, that doesn't look like a prop...]