I am telling the truth! I don't know what you're talking about! Honestly!

But if I'm really in jail according to your memory and that's what happened for you there's no way what happened for me is going to sound sane, or even plausible. I definitely wasn't expecting it, to say the least. All you have to know is that I'm not in jail, or at least I wasn't last time I checked. I was still working as a police detective and we were wrapping up the case with Namatame to put him behind bars, not me. So, make of that what you will. It's the truth.